Obscene Cuteness


mommy says we are getting a new sister named keiun on friday. keiun means 'auspicius cloud', like hoshi means star and tsuki means moon. auspishus? or maybe ospfishies. we like fishies.

by the way, what's a friday? is that a day when it is really hot and we all fry? we did not like it when it was super hot a few days ago. daddy did not like it either.
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Demon Feeding


the universe changed again. must be very careful when sniffing around rooms we have never seen before. there might be cat-eating predators hiding behind all those boxes.
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    intimidated intimidated
Hoshi Swing

fresh air

daddy had some big strange people come to the house, and they made lots of noise, and when they left, the window at the top of the stairs had changed so it could be opened. he said that eventually he wants to set things up so we can go outside on the deck. yay! there are birdies out there, and they look delicious! he should finish setting things up soooooon!
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    bouncy bouncy
Hoshi Combat

do not poke me with sharp pokey things!

daddy took me to the scary place and they poked me with pointy bits of metal! mean daddy! and it was even before i'd had any breakfast!

fortunately he did not make me stay there all day like when tsuki went there recently.

daddy says i needed to go because some silly people accidentally poisoned some cat food that is kinda like mine, and the poison could give me renal failure, and last week when i was sick it looked similar to how other cats got sick from the poison. i guess that makes sense. i would not want my rens to fail.

anyways, the vet person called and said my rens are just fine. silly worried daddy, making me get poked with sharp things for no reason. now he is saying he needs me to get off the computer so he can look at the pet food express website to look up local, holistic, and organic kinds of pet food. hey! i like my nutro food! stoopid hoomans poison my tasty food so i have to change my diet... change is bad!
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Tsuki Mixer

scary day!

i am home again. hoshi does not seem to be quite sure yet that i am me, though. she came and sniffed around me after i got home, and now she keeps hissing at me and running away when she sees me. i hope she figures out that i am still me, even if the stoopid humans made me smell funny.

daddy put me in the box and took me to the scary vet place. and then he left me there! all day! and the humans there stuck me with a needle and gave me aneesa--... um, annesseh--... er, anethe--...? sleepy stuff. and when i woke up my gums were owie but my teefs do seem extra-specially clean. the vet people think daddy should use a brush on my teefs daily. hah! last time he tried that, he gave up after less than two weeks. i do not like having things poked around in my mouth.

when i got home, i was still sleepy, so i curled up on the bed and took a nap next to daddy while he read his mail. even though he was mean today, he is still ok, i guess. he did come to bring me home, and help me take off the gummy bandage thing on my forepaw when i woke up and it was annoying and i was having trouble chewing it off. i guess i will not kill him in his sleep.

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Hoshi Swing

oh noes!

daddy took tsuki away in the box. he said it was to have her teefs cleaned, but that is silly, because everyone knows cat mouths are always clean -- that's why we wash with them! stoopid humans. what if the tsuki never comes back? we haven't been apart, ever! what will i do?! *is very upset*
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Tsuki Razz

cold in the water bowl?

it is very hot, which makes us sad. we breathe fast, and have to go downstairs and sprawl on the cool wood floor. every now and then, daddy drops little blocks of cold into the water bowl. they make little hissing and cracking and popping noises, and they're fun to poke at, until they disappear, and then the water is still nice and cold.
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