we had no idea that you humans have a whole 'nother category of taste from the ones we know. but we're told that not tasting "sweet" may be why our ancestors became pure carnivores, leading to the creation of the world's most efficient (and prettiest) hunters. also, it's possible that we can taste some things that you can't. weird!

eta: this was a popular topic with listeners -- how could it not be, what with cats being the most important thing in the world, and all? however, we are not sure we approve of the music that followed this segment.